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Saturday, August 30, 2025

Another Boy Meets World – Episode Two: “Boy Meets the Seat”

 Homeroom, Abigail Adams High – continuous from Ep. 1

Auggie smiles and nods at MIKEY again. Cory clocks the tension.

Cory: Okay! Before the social order devours us whole, welcome to ninth grade. Rule one in my class: we respect learners at every level. Rule two: nobody owns a chair like it’s a tiny kingdom. We’re going to… (beat) assigned seating!

Groans. Ava raises a hand like a lawyer.

Ava: Objection. I wore my “front row energy” jacket.

Cory: Sustained and noted. (to Mikey and Dewey) You—window. You—door. We’ll rotate. No thrones in history—well, there were, but most ended badly.

Mikey eyeballs Dewey, then shrugs and moves. Dewey pretends to stretch like he wasn’t terrified.

Dewey: I wasn’t scared. I was… limbering.

Cory: Great. Limber your minds. Syllabi on your desks. We’ll talk expectations, lockers, and why I’m already tired.

Auggie exhales. Ava squeezes his hand under the desk.

Ava (whisper): Day one: you lived.

Auggie (whisper): Barely.

Cory: Also, quick housekeeping: if your last name is “Matthews,” your teacher is impartial and totally fair. (smiles) Mostly.

CUT TO:


Hallway – passing period

Dewey swaggers, jacket creaking, glasses fogged.

Dewey: Did you see me? I handled that.

Ava: With interpretive stretching.

Auggie: Guys, can we not poke the big kid? I’d like my face to remain… face-shaped.

They reach their new lockers. Ava brandishes a tiny level.

Ava: Welcome to “Classic Autumn Chic.” We coordinate shelves. Non-negotiable.

Mikey lumbers by with a battered binder. He pauses, glances at the level.

Mikey: That… a ruler?

Ava: It’s a level. For symmetry. Don’t worry, public school is weird for everyone.

Mikey: Huh. (beat, to Auggie) Your dad’s Mr. Matthews, right?

Auggie: (gulp) I… might know him.

Mikey doesn’t press. He moves on.

Dewey: See? We’re fine. He respects us.

A thick geometry book slips from Dewey’s hands, explodes into a confetti of worksheets. Mikey stops, bends, gathers papers—clumsy but careful.

Mikey: You dropped your… math. (hands it over) Watch your corners.

He goes. They blink.

Ava: Plot twist.


Matthews kitchen – that evening

Topanga preps dinner, law-glasses on. Cory grades in the corner. Auggie paces.

Auggie: He said it’s his third year of ninth grade, Dad. That’s like… dog years of ninth grade.

Cory: It’s also three years of showing up. That matters.

Topanga: Bullying is wrong. So is assuming you know someone’s whole story. (to Auggie) How did you do today?

Auggie: I… nodded a lot. And didn’t die.

Cory: That’s high school. Day one win.

Topanga: What’s your plan for day two?

Auggie: Hide behind the flag?

Topanga: (smiles) Or… make one small, good choice. Those stack.

Auggie thinks. Nods—on purpose this time.


School Library – next morning, before first period

Auggie sneaks in, book in hand. He sees Mikey alone at a back table with a shop manual open… and a phone flashlight on the page like a magnifier. Mikey mouths words, stuck on one.

Mikey (quiet): “Comp… com… com-po-nent.”

He notices Auggie, slams the manual shut, and puts on his “I don’t care” face.

Mikey: You lost?

Auggie: Yeah. In general. (beat) Was gonna ask the librarian where World History is. But I found… you. Also, a table.

Silence. Then:

Mikey: World History’s two floors up, left, left, right, past the weird statue of the guy who looks like a potato.

Auggie: Thank you. (beat) “Component.” That was the word.

Mikey stiffens.

Mikey: I know what the word was.

Auggie: Yeah. Just—sometimes my sister used to tap my page when I got stuck. It helped. I… tap softly.

Auggie does a silly, gentle air-tap. Mikey huffs despite himself.

Mikey: You’re real… something.

Auggie: Historically accurate.

Mikey: (grudgingly) It’s not that I can’t read. It’s that the letters do… push-ups. And nobody tells them to stop.

Auggie: The letters do parkour for me. My dad says, “We don’t all climb the same ladder. Some of us take the ramp.”

Mikey: Your dad says a lot.

Auggie: He does. We’re working on it.

They share the tiniest smile.

Auggie: If you want… we could… ramp together? I’m bad at finding rooms, you’re good at maps. I’m okay at sounding stuff out; you probably know tools. Trade?

Mikey weighs it. Shrugs like it costs him nothing—because it costs him everything.

Mikey: I like wrenches.

Auggie: I like… not being punched.

Mikey: Deal. (beat) Don’t make it weird.

Auggie: Already weird, but okay.


Homeroom – later

Cory writes on the board: STORY BUDDIES. Groans.

Cory: We’re going to pair up and read a short article out loud to each other—once for sense, once for kindness. Half of history is the story; the other half is how we tell it. Ava with Doy—Dewey. (catches himself) Auggie with—

Mikey: (blurts) I’ll do Matthews.

A ripple goes through the room. Ava's eyes widen. Dewey tries to look braver than his jacket.

Cory: Works for me. (gentle, to all) Quick reminder: we go at the speed of us. Not the speed of “smart,” not the speed of “show off.” The speed of us.

Pairs settle. Ava turns to Dewey, businesslike.

Ava: Enunciate. If you hit a word you hate, skip it, come back, and we will annihilate it later.

Dewey: (melts, then re-toughens) I mean… cool. Yeah. Words fear me.

At Auggie and Mikey’s desk, Auggie points to the title.

Auggie: “The Erie Canal: How a Ditch Changed Everything.”

Mikey: “Ditch,” I get.

They read. Auggie taps softly when Mikey stalls; Mikey supplies a missing date from memory. Small wins pile up. Cory watches, proud but quiet.


Hallway – after class

Dewey flings his jacket over his shoulder like a movie star whose movie got canceled.

Dewey: Turns out being cool is exhausting. Also hot. This jacket has weather.

Ava: Fashion is pain. Education is power. (beat, softer) You did great. Your S’s used to sound like sideways Z’s. Now they sound like S’s with jobs.

Dewey: Thank you… Miss Morgenstern.

Ava: You may call me Ava. Once. Don’t get used to it.

They grin.

Mikey appears, trying to be casual.

Mikey: Yo, Matthews. (beat) You’re… not the worst.

Auggie: You’re… not terrifying.

Mikey: Don’t spread that around.

He looks past them at the classroom.

Mikey: Your dad… he’s okay.

Auggie: Don’t spread that around.

They share a conspiratorial nod.


Cory’s classroom – last period

Cory hangs a poster: “People change people.” He addresses the class.

Cory: Tomorrow, we start our first unit: Maps & Stories. You’ll pick a place you think you know and find out how you’re wrong. That’s history. That’s also… people.

A hand shoots up.

Ava: Is there extra credit for color-coding?

Cory: Always.

Dewey: Is there extra credit for jacket removal? I’m sweating character development.

Cory: Profusely.

Mikey: (half-hand) Do we… have to read it out loud again?

Cory: Only if you want to. Or you can record it on your phone and listen back. Or draw it. Or build it. Different ladders, same roof.

Mikey nods, relieved.

Cory: Dismissed. Go be ninth graders. Or at least go practice.

They file out. Auggie lingers.

Auggie: Dad?

Cory: Mr. Weird?

Auggie: Today I made… a small, good choice.

Cory: (proud) I saw. Tomorrow, make another.

Auggie: I might need… a map.

Cory: (hands him one—hand-drawn, silly) Already made you one. It’s mostly arrows to the bathroom.

Auggie: (laughs) Thanks.

They share a look that’s half a hug.


TAG – Lockers, end of day

Ava adheres a tiny brass label above Auggie’s shelf: “AUGUST MATTHEWS – CO-OWNER.” She adds one next door: “AVA MORGENSTERN – CO-OWNER.” She sticks a third below, crooked on purpose: “COMMUNITY.”

Mikey strolls past. He stops, takes a piece of masking tape, and writes “MIKEY” in block letters. He sticks it on the empty seat near Cory’s door.

Mikey: (to no one) Now my name’s on it.

He peels half of it back, writes “…and Guests.”

Auggie: That’s… pretty cool.

Mikey: Don’t say that where my reputation can hear.

They all grin as the bell rings. Day two ends. The map gets a little clearer.

END.

Girl Meets Life After High School – Episode Four: Girl Meets Move In

COLD OPEN – RILEY’S ROOM, MORNING

Riley and Maya sit at the bay window amid a battlefield of boxes. A strip of sun lands perfectly on their rings.

Riley: What if I look back and this was the last good light I ever sat in?

Maya: Then we buy better lightbulbs. Come on, Peaches. Time to go.

Riley: Time to go… forward.

Maya: Look at you, handing yourself your own Very Special Lesson.

Auggie enters, wearing a backpack that’s way too big and a lanyard with “AUGUST MATTHEWS – FROSH.”

Auggie: Does high school have an HOA or is Ava just making that up?

Maya: She’s making it up. Probably.

Riley: (calling) Mom! Dad! It’s happening!

Cory pokes in with two travel mugs and a lecture face.

Cory: Kids, today we—

Topanga: (appearing, cutting him off with a kiss) Today we pack the car.

Cory: …We pack the car, and also feelings.

Riley and Maya touch rings.

Riley & Maya: Ring power.

Smash to theme sting.


ACT ONE

SCENE A – TOPANGA’S, LATE MORNING

The gang’s “last shift” energy: balloons, a hand-lettered sign (“Bye But Also Come Back”).

Farkle wheels in a stack of labeled totes that look like they’ve been professionally bar-coded.

Farkle: Don’t worry, I optimized the vehicle loadout via a dynamic packing algorithm. Also my dad rented a second truck for my throw pillows.

Zay: Good, because I brought my entire personality and it needs legroom.

Lucas slips in, slightly breathless, holding a paper grocery bag.

Maya: You’re late. I was two minutes away from breaking up with you just on principle.

Lucas: I brought kolaches.

Maya: You live another day.

They gather for a group selfie behind the counter. Shawn and Katy step from the doorway with coffees.

Shawn: Thought I’d see what it looks like when the universe moves two chairs and pretends it’s the same room.

Katy: It’s actually three chairs. I counted. (to Maya) You ready?

Maya: I’m ready.

Riley: (small) Me too.

Cory clears his throat, launching anyway.

Cory: When we left for Pennbrook, Mr. Feeny said—

Topanga: (fond) He said, “Do good.”

Cory: Right, well, I’m adding, “Call your mother. And ask your father before you use the hot plate.”

Zay: That’s beautiful. I’m crying and also hungry.

Topanga: (to all) We’ll meet you there with Auggie. Text if you need anything. Also text if you don’t. Just… text.

They hug in a tangle. Maya watches Riley for the tiniest wobble.

Maya: Hey. You’re never without me.

Riley: I know.

They squeeze hands. Exit.


SCENE B – PENNBROOK UNIVERSITY, MOVE-IN CHAOS – AFTERNOON

Banners. Parents double-parked. A brass ensemble inexplicably playing “Pomp and Circumstance.” A table reads “WELCOME, FRESHMAN CLASS”

Rachel Maguire, now in Dean-of-Admissions mode with a clipboard, greets them.

Rachel: My favorite troublemakers. Welcome to Pennbrook.

Riley: Dean Maguire! Do you know where the light is best for important life choices?

Rachel: The quad at golden hour. But today we settle for “by the elevators.”

Eric Matthews appears in a sash that reads “FORMER SENATOR/FOREVER HELPER,” holding a novelty foam finger that says “GOOD!”

Eric: (huge) Good!

Zay: I knew that was coming and yet I did not.

Eric: On behalf of the entire Matthews extended multiverse, welcome. If you see a building mysteriously renaming itself “The Eric,” ignore it. The plaque glue is non-binding.

Farkle: Speaking of binding, where can I check in my cryo-safe for volatile compounds?

Rachel: The… science wing we apparently own now. (smiles) Rooms are posted over there. Riley & Maya: 3B. Farkle & Zay: 3D. Izzy Smackle… is terrorizing Harvard. We’re proud of him.

Maya: (to Lucas) You sure you don’t wanna transfer to “Buffalo Studies” here?

Lucas: (easy) I start my pre-vet track in a few weeks back home, but I’m here for the weekend. And most weekends. I’m like a boomerang. But hotter.

Maya: Debatable. Carry my lamp, boomerang.

They grab carts and disappear into the residence hall.


SCENE C – RILEY & MAYA’S DORM, ROOM 3B

It’s a classic college shoebox: two beds, two desks, a suspicious radiator, and a window that looks out onto a leafy courtyard.

Riley: (soft gasp) Maya. Look.

Maya: I’m looking.

Riley: It’s not the bay window. But it’s… a window.

Maya: (decisive) Then this is ours.

They choose sides in a single look. Riley’s wall: photo strings, tiny fairy lights. Maya’s: bold art, a mini canvas that says “Make Good Trouble, Pay in Cash.”

Maya: Bed lofted?

Riley: Bed grounded. My soul has left my body enough today.

Maya: (tossing a pillow up) Lofted it is.

The pillow plops back onto Riley’s head.

Riley: Maybe the ground is an underrated concept.

RA SKYLER (20, cheerful) knocks and sticks their head in.

Skyler: Hey hey! I’m Skyler, your RA. Fire drill Thursday, no candles, and if anyone says “it’s so quiet, isn’t that nice?” it will summon a marching band.

Maya: Noted.

Skyler: One more thing—there’s a freshman tradition called “The First Window Talk.” You say what you want this window to see you do this year.

Riley: (lights up, to Maya) We’re doing that.

Maya: Obviously.

Skyler moves on. Riley crosses to the window, nervous-excited.

Riley: Okay. Window. Witness us… not being scared. Witness us being us.

Maya: Witness me passing Intro to Something I Didn’t Sign Up For.

Riley: And witness me making new friends without forgetting old ones.

They toe-bump. Ring power.


SCENE D – FARKLE & ZAY’S DORM, ROOM 3D

Farkle unfurls a whiteboard schedule labeled “OPTIMIZED LIFE.” Zay sits on an unopened suitcase.

Zay: You scheduled my free time?

Farkle: It’s more of a free-time window. With guardrails. And a moat.

Zay: Okay, Architect of Fun. First order of business: futon angle. We goin’ forty-five degrees or chaotic neutral?

Farkle: (calculating) Forty-five maximizes seating and traffic flow—

Zay: Chaotic neutral it is.

They laugh. A comedic attempt to force the futon through the door ends with both wedged halfway, perfectly content.

Zay: Tell Harvard they’re missing out.

Farkle: They know.


SCENE E – MATTHEWS CAR → HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT – AFTERNOON (B-STORY)

Topanga drives. Auggie in back, fidgeting with his lanyard. Ava’s voice blasts on speaker.

Ava (phone): August, as your locker neighbor, I require full coordination of shelf height and seasonal décor.

Auggie: Are we… a homeowner’s association?

Cory: In my classroom there is no HOA, only me.

Topanga: (to phone) Hi, Ava.

Ava (phone): Hello, Mrs. Matthews-Topanga. Please inform August that our locker theme is “Classic Autumn Chic.”

Auggie: My theme is “I have a locker.”

Cory: (smiles) You’re gonna be fine, buddy. There’s a first day for everything.

Auggie: (small) Do you think the big kids will rob me of my textbooks we don’t use?

Topanga: No one’s robbing anyone. And if they try, I will litigate.

Cory: And I will assign a pop quiz.

Auggie: That’s worse.

They laugh. Auggie relaxes.


ACT TWO

SCENE F – QUAD, SUNSET (GOLDEN HOUR)

The gang collapses on the grass with paper plates of Welcome BBQ food. Rachel passes with a clipboard; Eric’s foam finger waves from a distance.

Rachel: Orientation tomorrow, schedules tonight. You’ll meet your academic advisors, and if anyone asks if you know me, say no unless they look kind.

Zay: (mouth full) Dean Maguire, you got a minor in Drama? Because this day has been Cinema.

Rachel: I teach a seminar in Surviving Your First Week Without Burning Down The Lab. Farkle, I expect you in the front row.

Farkle: I will be at the lab five minutes early to not burn it down.

Rachel exits. The sun hits just right.

Riley: This is the light.

Maya: (leans back) Told you we could buy it.

Lucas squeezes Maya’s hand.

Lucas: I got you something.

He pulls a small stuffed buffalo from the grocery bag, wearing a tiny Pennbrook T-shirt.

Maya: (soft gasp) You found me a buffalo.

Lucas: A symbolic buffalo. Portable. TSA approved.

Maya: (hugging it) His name is Dean Buffalo.

Zay: Dean Buff is a strong leader.

Farkle: I’d vote for him.

They laugh.

Cory and Topanga approach across the lawn, taking them in like a painting they have to leave hanging.

Topanga: Dinner at the hotel? Or… are we dismissed?

Riley: (torn, then steady) I think… we’re good here.

Cory feels it. He nods.

Cory: When I left my old window, I thought the world would forget me if I moved. It didn’t. It made room. That’s all life keeps doing—making room for new versions of you. (beat) Mr. Feeny told us, “Do good.” I’m adding… “Do you.” And call your mother.

Topanga: (teary smile) Regularly.

Group hug. It lingers.

Cory: (to Maya) Guard my kid.

Maya: Always.

Topanga: (to all) People change people. Let the right people.

They wave the Matthews off as the sky purples.


SCENE G – DORM HALLWAY, NIGHT

Riley and Maya carry the last box down the hall. Music and laughter leak from other rooms.

Riley: Does this feel like… a good beginning?

Maya: It feels like the part in the movie where the main character says a hopeful thing and then the fire alarm goes off.

The fire alarm BLARES. Skyler sprints past with a clipboard.

Skyler: THIS IS A DRILL! (beat) Mostly!

Maya: Called it.

Riley: (grabbing Maya’s hand, grinning) Come on.

They run with the crowd, laughing into the night.


SCENE H – HIGH SCHOOL LOCKERS, EVENING (B-STORY RESOLUTION)

Auggie and Ava stand before adjacent lockers. Ava holds a level, like a tiny contractor.

Ava: Shelf… perfect. Scent sachet… cedar. Now announce your theme.

Auggie: My theme is “I Survived.”

Ava: (softening) Mine too.

They bump shoulders, sweet.

Cory: (off) Phone away, Ms. Morgenstern-Matthews.

Ava: (to Auggie) He’s terrifying.

Auggie: You have no idea.

They grin.


TAG – RILEY & MAYA’S ROOM, LATE NIGHT

The room is mostly set. String lights glow. Riley tapes a small sticky note inside the window frame: “We were brave here. —R & M.”

Maya notices, watches her.

Maya: Okay, Window. Witness this: We’re gonna make this place ours.

Riley: And when we miss home, we’ll make a new one.

They sit at the window, knees touching, looking out at the campus that’s slowly becoming theirs.

Riley: Ring power.

Maya: Forever.

From the doorway, Lucas pops his head in with a sheepish smile and a duffel.

Lucas: So, small change. Turns out there’s a community college ag program twenty minutes away. I got on a waitlist… and then off it. I’m… here. Mostly.

Maya: (eyes big, then a grin) You’re impossible.

Lucas: (holds up buffalo) Dean Buffalo pulled some strings.

Maya: (laughs, pulls him in by the shirt) Come here, boomerang.

Zay and Farkle appear behind him with snacks.

Zay: I heard “come here boomerang” and assumed it was a group activity.

Farkle: I brought a housewarming experiment.

Riley: If it explodes, we’re grounded.

Maya: If it explodes, it’s college.

They pile in, chaotic and happy. Outside, the campus hums. Inside, a new window learns their names.

END.

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Another Boy Meets World - Episode 1: Another Boy Meets World

Auggie's room, early morning:
Cory: This is it, high school. You're gonna be king.
Auggie: I hope so. Riley's only been at Pennbrook for a week, and I feel like I'm already behind on everything.
Cory: No! But you owe me a book report.
Auggie: WHAT?
Cory: I'm just kidding. I'm your history teacher. I wouldn't do that to you.
Auggie: You scared me, Dad. I don't know how this works.
Cory: You get dressed, you eat breakfast, you take the subway, you hope you don't die. Simple, really.
Auggie: I'm not ready.
In the kitchen, later:
Topanga: My baby's going to high school. Seems like just yesterday I was cutting the crusts off sandwiches and ironing underwear.
Cory: That was yesterday. Thanks for ironing my boxers, by the way. And the sandwich was delicious.
Auggie: You're so weird.
Cory: That's Mr. Weird to you.
Auggie: Okay then, Mr. Weird. I've got a Miss Morgenstern to see.
A knock at the door.
Auggie: (still chewing) Ava!
Ava: Auggie Doggie. Good to see you, Mr. Matthews, Topanga.
Topanga: Hi, Ava. How was your summer?
Ava: Quiet. My dad's house is in some little town outside of Albany. Nothing like here. No sirens. No crazy people. Well, one. But I really shouldn't talk about my dad's boss like that.
Auggie: Welcome back.
Ava: Thanks, Aug.
Cory: You two ready to go?
Auggie: Not at all.
Ava: C'mon. Let's go. Doy's meeting us, remember?
Auggie: Fine. But I'm not gonna like it.
Homeroom, Abigail Adams High:
Cory: Welcome to ninth grade, kids.
Auggie: Can I go now?
Ava: We just got here.


Doy walks in, hair slicked back, wearing glasses and a leather jacket two sizes too big.

Doy: Everybody look at me!
Auggie: Why?
Doy: Why? Because I'm the new and improved Dewey Daniels. I'm fourteen. Figured it was time I acted like it.
Ava: Doy? What's going on?
Dewey: It's Dewey. It's always been Dewey.
Cory: Nice to meet you, Dewey.
Dewey: It's me, Mr. Matthews. I don't blame you for not recognizing me. I got glasses, see?
Cory: I do recognize you, Dewey.
Dewey: No, you don't. I'm cool now.
Cory: Sure... Anyway. Take a seat.

Dewey goes to sit down when another, bigger student sits where he was going to sit.

Dewey: Hey!
Student: This is my seat.
Dewey: I don't see your name on it.
Student: It's right there, see, Mikey's seat.
Dewey: You're Mikey?
Mikey: No, I'm Dave.
Dewey: Then I can sit here?
Mikey: Of course I'm Mikey, dummy.
Ava: You can't talk to him like that!
Mikey: I can talk to whoever I want, however I want. This is my third year in the ninth grade.
Auggie: Third?
Mikey: I can't read so good. You got a problem with that?
Auggie: Dad?
Cory: Yeah?
Auggie: What do I do?
Cory: Just smile and nod.

Auggie smiles and nods.

Mikey: Is that a yes?
Auggie: No. No problem. Dad, help.
Mikey: Is he your father?
Auggie: (gulps) I...

Auggie smiles and nods, again.

Part two coming soon...

Girl Meets Life After High School - Episode Three: Girl Meets Alma Mater

Riley and Maya sit at the bay window.

Riley: What happens if it's terrible?
Maya: What's a matter, Peaches?
Riley: College. I don't wanna.
Maya: Yeah, you do.
Riley: No.

Auggie walks in and plops down on Riley's bed.

Auggie: Got high school in a week. Dad's my teacher.
Maya: I don't miss that.
Riley: I do! I wanna go back.
Auggie: Be my guest. Ava keeps texting me about being "locker neighbors". I don't even know where my locker is! Is there an HOA? What if some big kid tries to rob me of my textbooks?
Riley: Yeah, Maya, what if some big kid tries to rob him of his textbooks?
Maya: Riles. College. Auggie. Nobody uses textbooks anymore. Welcome to the internet age.
Riley: Maya. No.
Maya: I love you, Riles, you know I do. But I leave for Buffalo tonight. I have to go. So do you.
Riley: I know, I know. I'm just... scared.
Auggie: Of college?
Riley: Of the world, of everything. Of being without Maya.
Maya: You're never without me. Ring power, remember?

Riley smiles softly and touches her ring to Maya's.

Riley: Ring power.
Maya: Forever.

Later that day, at Topanga's...

Farkle, Lucas, and Zay enter the café and sit in their regular seats. Riley and Maya are waiting for them there.

Farkle: I... have something to tell you.
Zay: Me?
Farkle: No... I was talking to Riley.
Zay: Nobody's ever talking to me.
Lucas: I talk to you.
Zay: Yeah, okay.

Farkle takes Riley's hands.

Farkle: I changed my mind.
Riley: About me?
Farkle: No, never about you. About college. 

Everyone gasps.

Farkle: I found a school... closer. I know it sounds crazy, but I got us all an interview there.
Riley: Us all?
Farkle: Well, except for Smackle. I think Harvard needs him more than we do.
Lucas: That's for sure. Kid's gonna cure cancer. I just know it.
Zay: So, where's this mystery school?
Maya: Please say Paris. Please say Paris.
Farkle: Pennsylvania.
Riley: What?
Lucas: I second that, what?
Zay: Third.
Maya: Fourth, I wanted that buffalo. What's Pennsylvania got?
Lucas: Maya, we talked about this. You don't get a buffalo.
Maya: I will break up with you right now.
Lucas: Sorry, dear.
Farkle: It's called Pennbrook. Riley's parents went there. And it just so happens that former New York Senator Eric Matthews put in a good word for us.
Riley: My Uncle Eric?
Maya: No, I'm sure it's some other former New York Senator named Eric Matthews. Right, Farkle?
Farkle: ...No... The very same.
Maya: Oh. I'd've put money on it being someone else.
Farkle: Anyway... My father might have also... bought the science wing. And there's this really nice lady who teaches there, your uncle said she loves him.

Later, Riley and Maya sit with their parents in the Matthews' living room.

Topanga: Pennbrook?
Riley: Farkle says Uncle Eric knows someone there.
Cory: He does, yes. But how did you all get in?
Maya: We haven't, yet. Farkle got us an interview. And his dad bought the science wing.
Topanga: Oh.
Shawn: Try again.
Topanga: Oh!
Shawn: Better. Still not convinced.

Topanga smiles really wide.

Topanga: OH! That's wonderful!
Shawn: Yeesh.
Katy: So... You going to go?
Maya: I don't know. Lucas says he still wants to go to vet school. But everyone else is on board.
Riley: Don't worry, Peaches. He can come and visit us.
Maya: Yeah...

Two days later, the gang meets at Topanga's once again, sans Lucas.
Riley's laptop is open.

Cory: You think she'll like them?
Topanga: I know she will.

The video call starts.

Woman: Hi, it's so nice to meet all of you! I'm Rachel Maguire, the Dean of Admissions here at Pennbrook University.
Farkle: This lady loves your uncle?
Riley: I don't know. Lady, do you love my uncle?
Rachel: I sure do. He's one of my best friends.
Zay: So... Are we in?
Maya: She hasn't even asked us anything yet.
Rachel: First, I'd like to see if any of you have questions for me.
Maya: Yes, um, Miss, are we in?
Rachel: I'd like to say no... But Mr. Minkus gave us a sizeable donation, so, yes, you're all in.
Farkle: You're welcome.
Rachel: Yes... Well. I'll see you in three weeks.